Let's lick the Poon Poon

It has come to my attention that some men are unable to properly eat the vagina. I blame it on the women. I mean if women would tell these muthafuckas when they are doing something wrong, then maybe they would know how to do some shit right. Fuck it! I'll tell yo ass! Consider the following a short tutorial. I’m not saying that this is the one and only way to eat some pussy, because a true Pussy Sucker is an Artist and needs no guidance. Take this as my personal account and experience. Now, I do have to let you know that every time I’ve received some head, it was a different type of experience...every single time. So if you decide that pussy licking is your calling, then you will find your own way of pleasing your sexual partner, thus making you an Artist as well. Now come on, lets lick the Poon Poon!

 First of all, do NAUGHT, get you ass down there and start licking that pussy like a kitten lapping up milk. Eating pussy starts before you even get her panties off.  What you want to do is kiss her softly and passionately on her lips. Some women say they don’t like kissing, but BULLSHIT! If she doesn’t want to kiss you, then find out where her spot is and kiss that. Suck, twirl your tongue, and make your mouth hot. This is just practice for what you are gonna do to her Pearl Tounge.

 At the same time you are kissing that spot you wanna make sure to rub those titties. Don’t do it all hard either! Titties are sensitive and should not be abused. So, rub and massage those titties and start to kiss and lick on her neck. Right behind the ear is what I prefer. Go ahead and whisper some nasty shit like, “I wanna see what that pussy taste like.” I know I start to cream when a muthafucka talks to me like that, and I’m almost positive other start to cream as well. Now, the next step is strictly for you.

 While you are kissing her neck and talking nasty shit to her move your hand from her titties to her pussy. Don’t be scared muthafucka. You MUST touch it! I say this because you are required by UNWRITTEN SEX LAW to see what it smells like. You wanna smell your fingers discreetly though. You can ignore this step if you want to. I would advise against it. You can’t let her see you doing it. The Bitch’s Pun Pun should already be clean, but hey, there are some triflin’ hoes out there. How do you smell your fingers you ask? Well, while you are fingering her, you'll want to lay her completely flat on her back and put one of those tittes in your mouth with the hand that you put between her legs and smell your finger. Another thing you can do is to spread her legs and start kissing her thighs. This will allow you to quickly sniff your fingers and also get a feel as to what being down there feels like. Now if her pussy is fonky well you have to get the fuck out of there. Look for your fucking phone, make up an excuse, do something. Don’t worry about hurting her feelings, because a fonky pussy is offensive to any damn body and it should certainly be offensive to you.

 A woman’s vagina is supposed to smell like nothing! Especially if you are planning on eating her pussy. Now if that is the case, then go ahead and take those panties off. The pussy should be quite wet by now. Go ahead play with it, finger it, taste your fingers, talk to it. Tell it how pretty is, how sweet it smells. Lick it once. Kiss it twice. Now pretend like it’s a Jolly Rancher (Sour Apple Flavor), and suck it. Don’t be afraid of her juices. Rub your whole face in it. Now apply more pressure to that Pearl Tongue with your tongue. She should be moaning by now. She might even grab your head or ears. I know I would. Now put one of those fingers inside her wet wet pussy, two if you can. Now go in and out, in and out, all the while, making small quick circles with your tongue around her Pearl Tongue. FOCUS ON THE CLIT PLEASE!!!! Sucking, kissing, spitting, and licking the Pearl is what you should be doing. Now if she is a Bitch like me, then your face will be quite messy from her creaming and squirting all over you. Hell, you might wanna make sure to take your shirt off because that will definitely get fucked up by me. I repeat, if she is a Bitch like me. You can’t be afraid to make a mess when you’re determined to eat the pussy right.

 Now continue on with the kissing and licking and all of that shit. You want to pay attention to her breathing. Yeah, yeah her moaning and singing to the Gods is all fine and dandy, but how is her breathing? Pay attention to those stomach muscles. A woman shouldn’t have to tell you when she is about to come while you are eating her pussy. Her moans will turn into a heavy breathing. Her stomach rises and falls slowly. Her heavy breathing will turn into panting. Her stomach will go up and down quickly. Her panting will turn into blowing air through her nose or mouth. Her stomach will resemble a fucking seizure! Keep your tongue moving and keep your pace. I know I can’t stand it when a muthafucka can’t keep his rhythm. That will cause her to lose that nut. If you are doing it right, her pussy will start to have convulsions. Her Pearl Tongue should be hard, the opening of her vagina will contract. Then you should soon taste the fruits of your labor. Lick that shit up! Tell her how good it is. Finger it some more. Kiss it. Kiss and lick it at the same time. Tell the pussy that you love it. Hell, you better love it if you put your mouth on it. When you finally look up at her she should have an exhausted look of pleasure on her face. If she does, well you have done the job right. If she doesn't, then practice some more!

First Fuck

Oooooh Shit!  I remember the first time we fucked!  The experience was even more than what I could have ever expected. You were so fucking sexy.  Standing at 6’3”, about 250lbs. Your facial hair was lined up perfectly.  A nice dark Chin Strap, mustache, and you smelled so damn good.  Your dark hair was cut low with beautiful deep waves.  You smile was so sly.  I knew right away that I was going to fuck you.  I just had no idea how soon.

            So, I drove up to your apartment complex and you were waiting for me outside. “Damn!”, I said to myself.  I could immediately feel my pussy getting hot. I nervously approached you standing at the bottom of the staircase. You embraced me and I could smell the cologne on the collar of your shirt.  My nipples got hard.  Your mere presence and stature made my “Special Part” pulsate with excitement.  As I walked up your steps, I began to get wet. I wasn’t wearing panties, and the fabric from my nylon leggings was rubbing against my clit. I immediately asked to use your restroom.  While I was in there I had no choice but to touch myself.

            We talked, got to know each other. Ya know, feel each other out a little bit.  We watched some damn movie that I wasn’t paying attention to, because YOU had ALL of my attention.  I had to keep telling myself, “YOU ARE NAUGHT GOING TO FUCK THIS MAN TONIGHT!” Then you kissed me…………..FUCK! I felt the hair on the back of my neck raise.  I felt my clit swell, and my leggings became moist. I had no choice but to kiss you back. It was awesome as you began to play with my nipples. “I wanna fuck you so bad”, is what you softly whispered to me while looking me dead in my eyes.  I knew is was pretty much over at this point.  I thought to myself, “This sexy muthafucka is serious.”  I pushed yo ass away and told you to we should continue watching the movie, but you were determined NOT to watch the damn movie.

            You started kissing me again, feeling between my legs, making me wetter and wetter.  I pushed you away again, and started to make excuses as to why we couldn’t fuck that night. You weren’t having any of THAT! I excused myself to your restroom again.  I decided that I was going to give you this pussy and give it to you good!  So I made sure that my pussy still smelled good, tasted my own juices and proceeded back to your bedroom.  We began kissing again, you started taking off OUR clothes and it was on and crackin’!

            You took off my bra and my titties fell right in your mouth. Your tongue ran circles around my nipples like it was searching for something. I moaned with pleasure “Oooh Shit!” Then you laid me on my back and I got a good look at that caramel colored dick you have. It was so nice…and fat…and long.  I wanted to hurry up and take it all in my mouth, but you had other plans.  You needed to taste that pussy. You got on your knees and hoisted my ass cheeks in your hands. You put that warm mouth right on my throbbing clit.  I could barely catch my breath.  Around and, around, and around your tongue went. Sucking, and licking, and spitting, and making noises down there while you brought life to my pussy.  My body was hot and shaking with enjoyment. I didn’t want you to stop.  Soon it would be your turn, but not yet. You made me turn over. You buried your face so deep in my fat ass that someone would’ve thought it was your last meal. The same thing you did to my pussy is the same thing you did to my ass. I couldn’t take it any more, so I quickly turned over and sat up.  Now it was your turn.

            I grabbed your dick with my mouth. You smelled so good and clean.  I tried to choke myself with it. In and out, in and out, down my throat, spitting, sucking, gagging until I had a soar throat and my jaws were worn out.  I raised my head and said, “My jaws are tired Babe.”  You said, “Ok. You ready for this dick?”  I laid on my back, you slipped your condom on, and entered me.  Your face expressed how happy you were with how wet I was.  “Damn!”, you whispered, “Tight ass, wet ass pussy.”  Your thrust was so deep and strong that it was almost overwhelming.  But I handled it like a big girl.  I took that dick…ALL of it.  However, I knew my pussy was going pay for it later.  In and out deeper, just the tip, stroking and moving, moaning and humming.  I knew right away that this was the best dick of my 25 years.  You turned me over and thrust in so deep that my pussy squirted ALL…OVER…YOUR…BED!  “You squirtin?”, you asked, “Damn I wanna see that shit!”  You fucked me from the back some more and then you flipped me over so you could see it splash all over your dick and bed. With every stroke was a squishy sound.  I thoroughly enjoyed the look on your face when you realized how soaked I could get your bed.

            We performed different positions that night.  You even had me to squirt right in your mouth.  And I sucked and licked it from your face.  That shit turned me on even more.  I knew as soon as I laid eyes on you that I was going to fuck the shit out of you, but I had no idea that I was going to give it to you that very night.  The session was so fucking delicious that I didn’t even care if you called me again, but you sent me a nasty text message as soon as I left your house, inviting me to come right back on Saturday.  I still have it saved.  I have no recollection of how I drove home that night.  All I could think about was your dick, you mouth, your hands, my pussy. You fucked me so good that night that when I did get home I had to soak my soar pussy in hot water.  I must say that you have yet to disappoint me sexually.  Keep me squirting Babe.

I Used to Date This Guy...

In my early 20's I used to date this guy who only came to my house. We never went to his house. He wasn’t my boyfriend or anything serious. We went out on dates, but it was usually fuckin’! His dick wasn’t that big. I mean it did the job, but his head was amazing. At that time in my life it was the best head I had ever had before in my life, so I didn’t give a fuck. The fact that he only came to my house didn’t bother me because I felt more comfortable in my own home anyway.

One day, after we finished fuckin’, I asked him why we never go to his house. His response was; “I live with my grandmother and she’s mean!” When I first met him, he did inform me that he lived with his grandmother and helped to take care of her. His response; however, puzzled me. I had to inform his black ass that the previous Christmas, I saw him and his relatives on the news crying and upset because his grandmother was killed by a hit and run driver on

Adams Boulevard

in Los Angeles, Ca. Now, when I brought his lie to his attention, he gon’ tell me; “Oh! That was my other grandmother!” I had to remind his black ass again that he told me that grandmother had died years ago and he only had one more left!

Now, one might think that I was upset, but NO! I actually enjoyed seeing the look on his face when I threw his lies back at him. I mean we were just fuckin’ anyway! Why make up lies about granny. I no longer have sexual relations with that man, but I didn’t stop riding his face right away either. We still never hooked up at his house, and I never found out the reason why, but its over and done with anyway. I’m damn near 30. All I can do is look back at some of the shit that I’ve done/accepted and shake my head!